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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

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How I look in pictures

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babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry